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Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
10:57 pm
the worst is when yr out of town somewhere and don't have a vibrator handy. and yr like "OK I used to do it w/ my hand so I can surely do it again" but then you slave away for like 20 minutes or something, and yr hand gets EXHAUSTED. and you keep saying "OK like five more minutes and if I'm not close I'm quitting" and it just becomes this endless tortorous thing until you give up and go to bed in a foul, foul mood.
3:53 pm
has anyone here done the greatly embarrassing double sleeper? i'm talking effing and clicking and...zzzzzzzzzzz. goodnight. what's worse is being woken up by a poking with the trusty vibrator. and i don't mean that kind. i mean an irritated boyfriend going: HEY! HEY!

but isn't it supposed to be good, that its so relaxing i drift off? or no. does this have anything to do with the fact that i can't feel sausages in my bum?

9:42 am
by my leg.
i am one of those who has woken up to a strange buzzing noise, only to find my dildo sleeping in bed with me like a lonely teddy bear. duracel really is the copper top, ladies and gentlemen (or um, rebekah and rebekah). i have always used duracel and many a night have fallen asleep with my vibrator still on. in the morning she is still going strong! this should be made into a commercial. you know those new duracel commercials?

(imagine that cheezy announcer voice man)
when mikey plays his disc man, he always uses duracel.

on another side of the country, it is a little more extreme, but giliah librach always uses duracel when beating her shit off. even when she falls asleep mid-mouse click, her dildos are always convulsing and ready to go when she wakes up the next day.

so whether or not you are jammin to some tunes or just desperately need to rub one out, trust duracel. the copper top.
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